Pilot Survey

NAME: Wes Janson

NICKNAMES: Do the ones you can't say in polite company count?

SEX: Hell yeah! This was one of those rhetorical questions, right?

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Depends on which night of the week it is.

HEIGHT: oh crap, ummm…about the same as Wedge and a bit shorter than Tycho and Hobbie.

EYES: Two of them, dark blue, the kind that make you want to…*get's thwapped by Dia* What!

HAIR: Dark Brown

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?: so much to watch so little time…ummm…The Fifth Wheel, Elimidate, oh and almost anything on the Discovery Wings channel. I mean have you seen some of the things they fly?

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Picture I took of Tycho in a Tinkerbell Costume. Truth or Dare, best game ever outside of a simulator.

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Playboy/Playgirl whichever. Those articles are really something.

FAVOURITE SMELL: fresh brewed Caf, first thing in the afternoon.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Losing someone that you care about.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Getting away with it, whatever 'it' happens to be at the time.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Finding new and interesting ways to amuse myself when I'm not blowing up something or finding a date, or three.

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: The Soundtrack to Moulin Rouge

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: "What the hell happened last night and how long do I have before Wedge hunts me down for whatever it was I did"

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Hello! I fly X-Wings, not Y-wings. Sheesh!

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Let's see, I spend the majority of my time shooting down fighters and trying to stay one step ahead of Wedge and Tycho, so I don't think a roller coaster would qualify for either deadly or exciting, do you? I mean have you ever been on Wedge and Tycho's bad side?

PEN OR PENCIL?: You assume I do paperwork. That was pretty damn silly, now wasn't it?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Depends on who's calling, what I'm doing when it rings, and whether I'm at my place or someone else's.

FAVOURITE FOODS: Pretty much anything that is identifiable. I'm easy.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Depends on how you interpret the party they threw for the neighborhood when I left home.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Please define the words 'Convicted' and 'Crime'

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate, did you know that it's also an aphrodisiac?

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: Bacon Bits. Who cares about cholesterol when you could die tomorrow. And I just might if Wedge finds out about…umm…nevermind…

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Flying is better, but I date, therefore I drive.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Only when I don't have anyone else to sleep with so not very damn often.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Does Corran count? Cause he really could use a leash and muzzle….hmmmm….on second thought how about Hobbie.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Why don't you ask my last date that question. I do recall her saying something about me being an animal in…you probably didn't really want to hear that did you?

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Very Cool. Girls have a tendency to jump into your lap and cling to you.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Pick a hottie, any hottie.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Whyren's Reserve, but pretty much anything will do in a pinch.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Whatever fits with whoever I'm trying to pick up.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: that's a vegetable right?

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: Eventually…

ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Come on! I get to blow things up! Who could ask for anything more?

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Are you kidding? People go nuts over the dark hair, blue eyes thing!

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: Already have one. Care to look for it?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: lots of times.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: *ROFL*

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: *glances at the blueprints for his next plot, pics of several Rogues in various states of undress, and the pictures of Wedge's sister* nothing, nothing at all…

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: It's empty now.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: What in the hell is a Snapple and is it any fun in bed?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Ambidextrous. Left, right, tongue…*gets thwapped* Ow!

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Type? That's what writer's are for.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A rake. Mainly because you all thought I would say hoe.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: I have no idea. I think the last time I cleaned under there the Emperor was still alive. The original one mind you, not the clone.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?: Do I really need to answer this one?

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Actual car? You mean the kind with four wheels? *sighs* Ford Taurus because that's what my writer has. Do you know how hard it is to pick up somebody with a Ford Taurus? Good thing I have my looks or I'd be in serious trouble.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: A Torch Red 1999 C5 Targa Corvette

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Does Mud Wrestling count?

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Dia lets me out to play a lot and rarely threatens to kill me.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Corran cause he's got a stick up his ass the size of a redwood tree.

Finis

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