Challenge Two: Alan

Challenge Two
by Alan (A.K.A Qurinas)


NAME: Wes Janson

NICKNAMES: I'm afraid to ask.

SEX: As often as possible. Why, you interested?

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: At whomever's place I end up that night. In the near impossible occurrence I DON'T pick someone up, Rogue HQ.

HEIGHT: You mean Wes or "Little Wes"

EYES: Blue as a cool, romantic waters of

HAIR: Brown

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?: That's a tough one. I have to say it's a tie. Queer as Folk (gives me some great ideas to use on the rest of the boys. And WWF RAW. Wrestling is dumb as a hutt, but you can see a Bra & Panties match at least once a month.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: A picture of the Squadron standing around the fallen statue of Palpatine as we took Coruscant.

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Yet again it's a Tie! (No pun intended…hehe) Playboy and Playgirl. Pretty self-explanatory I think.

FAVOURITE SMELL: Well, have you ever been laying there with someone after you've just…you know…

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Rejection! (not that I've ever felt it, but it must be horrible)

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Staring into your lover's eyes when they say, "Take me home, now!"

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Pretty much the same thing as any other time. Chase TIE's, Boys and Girls.

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: Moulin Rouge…Did you see that guy? Looks a lot like Obi-wan used too when he was young a cute. And that song he sings…pulls at the heart strings, doesn't it.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Wow, Wedge looks so cute when he is sleeping…

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: PHA-Lease?!?! I'm a pilot for Sith's Sake!!

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Exciting, but not as exciting as riding you. *wink*

PEN OR PENCIL?: Ummm….hmmm….can't seem to come up with an innuendo for this one. Guess it doesn't really matter.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Six. Need to make sure the other person knows you are not at their beckon call. All part of the game…

FAVOURITE FOODS: Wyren's Reserve….I am on a liquid diet.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Sure. Girls love that kinda stuff.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Are you with the NRI? *wary look*

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Vanilla. Unless I am feeling frisky.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: Bacon bits. I mean, I'm a pilot, I could die tomorrow. I need to eat like it.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: To quote my dad, "As long as you're driving, you're still the man." So, Yes.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Only Wedge's "Banfa" when he's around. (Thanks Elizabeth)

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Hobbie

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A Wampa, since I Loved Hoth sooooooo much the first time. *shakes head and mumbles* What a stupid question…

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Cool. Nothing more romantic.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Obi-Wan, he is such a hottie.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Wyren's Reserve. Duh!

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Leo! Roar baby!

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Ummm..that's a fruit right? Never ate one before, so no idea.

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: Hell no! Better show that way. Unless I thought it would get me somewhere with her, that is.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Gigalo

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Blonde. I hear they have more fun.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: A pair of S- foils on my shoulder blades…like angel wings.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes indeed! With the most important person in the universe...me.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Wedding! I think not, that would sooooo cramp my style! Sounds more like a nightmare to me.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Pinups of all variety. Male, female, twilek…and some others not for polite company.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Who cares, you can always put more whiskey in it! Unless you are with Hobbie, then it is half full just to aggravate him.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: What the heck is that? An innuendo I haven't heard of?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: What ever you prefer, I'm easy.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Type? Do I look like a secretary to you?

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Why, a hoe of course.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: I think it would be better to leave that question unanswered. Unless you are into the kinky stuff.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?: I think we all know the answer to that.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: T-65A…I don't play with the small stuff.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: T-65XF, I've heard they rock. (Author's note: If you have not read my story Blastsword to Lightsaber you will have NO clue what I am talking about.)

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Smashball.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Ummm…they have good taste in people to correspond with.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Hobbie. He'll try to respond but will get way too depressed trying to examine his life this closely.


Finis


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